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Your name is Ildikó. Boy do you like TUMBLR. You also DRAW but fail at it. What will you do?

× Invite you to my art/sketchblog: BAMF

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» I'm a bisexy lady (she/her), ISFJ, Gemini, just turned 20, starting my senior year on german language major. Likes snails (DUH), glass artwork, clouds, flowers, animals, animation, otome games, and Game Grumps. Hit me up if ya wanna talk, I'm a bit shy to start conversations since I'm not all that social, but I like to chat when I'm not crazy tired.

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» I multifandom and reblog a lot of things. RotG, HttyD, GG, NSP, Supernatural, Homestuck, Hijack, random gay anime stuff. There might be nsfw, so be careful.

» Earlier: chilly-wind

× A lot of Great Shit

Check it out if you like HttyD and/or Hijack :>

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mumnim:

ildinimart:

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Hey there, my name is Ildi and this is my new blog for my original art!! After about 2 years, it finally opens!! Yay!!!!

I used to mainly post fanarts on my previous account mumnim, but I decided that I wanted to separate the space on which I share my original and my fan artwork. After much thought and a long, looooooooong time, here is the first half of the two! :>

I uploaded some art already, starting from 2015 through. I will try to update whenever I find the time - there is many more to come! Whilst I’m very busy, I really, *REALLY* wanted to start sharing my art with y’all again. And this is a rather special date (for me) too: The 9th of October marks the nameday of one of my characters who is very close to my heart, Dénes! Soon you all will get to know him and many more of my other characters, too.

Thank you so much for checking out my stuff, and depending on your time zone, have an amazing day / night!  ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

GUESS! WHO!! JUST!!! OPENED!!!! HER!!!!! NEW!!!!!! ART BLOG!!!!!!!

I know it’s been 27 years, but I started posting art again! As stated above, this page is for my original art - I don’t have enough to start the separate fanart blog yet, and I’m in need of a new tablet too -, so I’d be super grateful if you would give it a look!

Thank you for everybody still following me here, I love you!! SO MUCH!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

It’s happening!! Come and check it out if you’d like! :>

Hey guys! To whomever it may concern: I moved to ildinim! This blog was becoming wwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too hectic for me to handle, too many posts, too many followed blogs, too much stuff on my dashboard.

i-like-snails will keep on existing, but I won’t be active here anymore.

So if you like VIXX, cute animals, art, nature, and maybe even memes, come and follow me over there!

shorm:

shorm:

shorm:

There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones.

i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason this doesn’t have many notes is because you’re all too busy making out with your phones

i’m so glad this has taken off because

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i was right

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scarlet-strips:

celticpyro:

What is even the point of intentionally messing up someone’s order? Like, for instance, someone orders a skinny latte and you give them a regular, they order gluten-free bread and you give them wheat, etc. Why? Think about it:

Best case scenario: Nothing happens. If a girl who looks thin already thinks she got a soy but it’s whole milk, she’s not going to gain any weight because one latte won’t really matter in the grand scheme of things. If they just wanted gluten free because they want to try gluten free stuff, but got gluten exactly once, they will never notice. What’s the fun in that? Some dumb, twisted satisfaction at the fact that you lied to someone who trusted you?

Worst case scenario: They have a medical condition that is triggered by certain ingredients, and because your dumb ass gave it to them anyway, they’re going to react to that ingredient horribly. Maybe the skinny girl who ordered sugar free is a type 1 diabetic. Maybe the guy who asked for gluten free has celiac. Maybe they have a life-threatening allergic reaction and you kill someone, all because you get off on intentionally deceiving customers who put their trust in you.

Either way, you’re an asshole.

Preach that shit

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jaclcfrost:

[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass

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maccalon:

uh oh.

GUYS CAN I JUST SAY THAT I REALLY LOVE THE IDEA OF HAVING LANGUAGE BARRIER BETWEEN KEITH AND LANCE  Prompt by my cutest friend duren

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jodiefoster:

don’t let anyone tell you that it’s a bad thing to feel things deeply. a full heart is a strong heart and being soft doesn’t make you weak. being soft and loving makes you radiant. you deserve all of the love in the world and so many good things.

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gillfeesh:

blvckberrysweetsin:

If you ever wonder what goes on at Nike once the store closes…

HOW MANY PEOPLE WORK THERE OMG

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hotmenandotherdistractions:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

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tom-nippleston:

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tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex
Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!!
Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest


(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals
Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH!
Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche
Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore
[Pause]
Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?!
Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!!
[Pause]
Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food.
[Pause]
Andrew: Dude
Brandon: Dude
Katy: Dude omg
Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana!
Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks.
Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

#TeamEster
#BananaSplits

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side
#TeamEster #TeamKink

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy
Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE
Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member
Brandon: [random fumbling noises]
Katy: brandon omg ew
Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016
Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED
Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much
Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN
Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot
Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie
#GamesOverKids
#TeamEster

This is spectacular.

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lovbun:

lovlae:

hellothisissatan:

This is where I’d live if i was a mermaid

this is my favorite video i’ve watched it like 15 times 

this is terrifying tbh

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jumex:

no offense but…I love water

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ellesjourney:

voldemxrt:

with all this cursed child bullshit i wanted to make a list of things to remind people who cedric diggory really was bc cc is bullshit and it is NOT how he should be remembered

  • cedric diggory tried to call a rematch for a game he won bc harry fell off his broom bc of dementors and he didn’t think that was fair
  • cedric diggory was the first one to congratulate harry on geting the firebolt
  • cedric diggory defended harry when his dad bragged about ced winning said game
  • cedric diggory had a unicorn hair wand core which is know for literally being the least likely to turn to the dark arts
  • cedric diggory’s wand was made from ash
  • “The ideal owner (of an ash wand) may be stubborn, and will certainly be courageous, but never crass or arrogant.” (x)
  • The ash tree symbolises sacrifice, sensitivity, and higher awareness. Likewise, the wand wood should reflect Cedric’s sacrifice of his life, and his sensitivity to Harry’s welfare by helping Harry figure out the clue to the Second Task. (x)
  • The ash tree’s characteristics resemble the ones of Cedric: open-minded, tolerant, social. (x)
  • cedric diggory told the hufflepuffs to stop bulling harry 
  • One side of Cedric’s face was covered in a thick orange paste, which was presumably mending his burn.
    He grinned at Harry when he saw him. “Good one, Harry.”
    “And you,” said Harry, grinning back.

  • cedric diggory told harry about the egg because it was what was fair
  • cedric diggory smiled at harry before the first task
  • cedric diggory warned harry that krum and fluer were catching up during the second task
  • cedric diggory told harry to ignore amos when he was pissed that harry was getting all the triwizard glory 
  • cedric diggory was crucio-ed by krum during the third task but still sent up red sparks so that krum wouldn’t be attacked by anything in the maze while stupefy-ed
  • cedric diggory told harry to take the cup
  • cedric diggory argued with harry james potter for 41 lines about how harry should take the cup
  • cedric diggory helped a limping harry walk to the triwizard cup by holding him up so they could share fucking eternal glory together
  • cedric digorry died with his wand out ready to fight along side harry
  • cedric diggory’s last wish was for harry to take his body back to his family
  • “I liked Diggory,” said Krum abruptly to Harry. “He vos alvays polite to me. Alvays. Even though I vos from Durmstrang.’
  • a boy who was good, and kind, and brave

remember cedric diggory ok

Thank you. This idea that Cedric Diggory would become a death eater because he lost a tournament is utterly absurd and in direct contradiction to everything we know about the character prior to his untimely death. It’s ridiculous and is just one more reason to dislike Cursed Child.

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